Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

Sources are saying the Braves are shopping Perez for at least one more big bat, but they’re looking for a team that could sweeten the deal with a rabbit in a hat and a ‘64 Impala.

See rule 12. That's the first thing that came to your mind. What other ways could someone be the opposite of Hercules? Instead of a weak girl, how about a weak man? Maybe the king Eurystheus, to whom he was enslaved. How about a strong woman, like Queen Hippolyta or Hera? Hercules was bisexual, so maybe his nemesis is…