So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

That sounds like a great way to sum up six months of a year. “Some movies came out, here are two of them!”

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

Dan Duquette.

As long as he doesn’t kneel, I’m sure it’ll be fine.

I would buy to that album.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Upon our initial examination of the video, our NCIS team (Negro Cigar Investigation Services) believes that the cigar may have actually been a Gold & Mild, the light-skinnededed cousin of Black & Mild

Whitey here. My mom smoked Black and Milds for years.

♪♫ Tale as old as tiiiiiime.... ♫♪

That tweet got some mustard on it, don’t it?

*famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect way that is emblematic of a much larger problem: which is that white, cis, straight people refuse to recognize the spectrum, influence, and importance of queer history and culture.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

Similarly, this amazing tweet:

Relevant, the greateast tweet of all time:

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.