None of what you wrote is correct...but I’m sure you hear that a lot...

Well, it’s not as if we can be trusted to make our own decisions...

Rein. 

“...who they still won’t trust because Becky said on her mommy blog that her kid got a flu shot and now all he does is play with his iPad all day and that’s proof of something.”

Please fuck all the way off...

A lot of short men are just THEE worst...

So what did they do to her that they felt the need to set her fire (man, those last four words were hard to type)?

And your user name never fails to put a smile on my face...

“Their refusal to acknowledge the horrors Black & Indigenous people in this settler colony have had to and continue to endure is appalling but not surprising given their utter lack of humanity.”

The United States has previously been down the reparations road.

If Wayne’s escort is his daughter, shouldn’t it then read Wayne Brady and Maile Masako Brady?

Completely off topic, O.J. looks like a smaller-lipped version of my dad...I am shooketh. 

Oh.my.gawd. Great minds. I HATE HATE HATE working out with men for the exact reasons you stated.

I’m crossing my fingers that unlike Chuck Todd, she’ll ask at least one gotdamned follow-up question.   

Funny you mention the kids.

Salinas went on to confess that she did not read the full text of Protocols beyond the word “communism”.

Jeebus Chrust...hunker down ‘cuz this cover is going to send the outrage machine into supersonic overdrive...

Yeeeeeeeah Tara....being single and childless is what derailed your career...

Lee Garvin is Fred Garvin’s cousin.