Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to.

“White people go to Chinese New Year, Puerto Rican Day Parade, and even Indian Holi Festival.”

Noooooo...as I previously stated, I’m not here to do your fucking homework.

I’m not here to do your fucking homework...get a tutor. 

Didn’t say it was. 

I’m #TeamNick on this one (I can’t believed I just typed this).

There will be no shooting...this isn’t happening  in the U.S..

It isn’t...if Candace highlighted the times this sort of scenario played between the era of Emmit Till and the present, she’d be typing into next week...

The recaps are a kick-in-the-arse for me as well...

“Well, those pants are certainly something.”

“When I pushed back on President Biden, they even called me the N-word.” 

“Summer, especially in her collaborations with Moroder, was the glittering goddess of glamour, seduction and musical enchantment. Her music was the thrilling soundtrack of the sexual demimonde.”

I need to kick my own boo-tay...how could I forget St. Paul and the Broken Bones?

James Blake....omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

“What Are The Biggest Tenants of The Plan?”

Shitstain also attempts to make their subpar presence known over at TheRoot as well. 🙄🙄🙄

“Yet he’s apparently still free to spew his defamatory remarks.”

Make it make sense...President Town Drunk says he doesn’t know her but knows that she had a cat named Vagina*...

The head of CNN is attempting to siphon off FauxNews viewers...