The white gloves again, JFC.  Also, 100% in agreement.

Seeing Alex Borstein’s look, I am very much reminded of Demi Moore’s 1989 Oscars bike shorts ensemble.

Seriously? Are you for real? 

Jezebel vs thoughtful researched writing

Ariana has the weirdest taste in men. This or the guy is amazing in bed.

It’s a sad day for influencers when everyone - even far-right racist trolls like Giorgia Meloni - agrees they’re greedy, useless, vapid scammers.

One could simply not care about the opinion of random 22 year olds.

Maybe he wants the actors who are on set to pay attention to what is going on. I’m gonna bet between takes if they’re resetting cameras and lights and it’s taking longer than a few minutes, actors are allowed to go to their trailer.

That, and apparently he has a mushroom dick. 

A glorious day for our nation, a terrible day for my liver.

the science of polling is good

“A small credit I can give Trump: At least he talks his shit right to people’s faces.”

This says more about you and your capacity to be impressed by smoke and mirrors than it does about him. Superficially: He’s doing the “fuck around” part right in the middle of the “find out” part, sure. He also already has a clear…

This, 1,000x this. I remember watching HBO Real Sports in 1990whatever and seeing the story of the golf course in Scotland that he was building and then screwed the entire county of Scotland over, basically. That was 25 years ago I’d guess. This fuck has been a conman for so long that people somehow forgot. It is…

The Short-Fingered Vulgarian.®

I wish I could go back 30 or so years to the time when everyone knew Trump was a conman and most people thought of him as a clown. I’ll never forgive Mark Burnett for creating The Apprentice and rehabbing Trump’s image as a savvy businessman.

That... will be a good day.

**wakes up from a wonderfully peaceful sleep absent of any political news**

What are the odds that he uses any fine as an excuse to squeeze more money out of his cult of followers? He will cover the fine and pocket the rest.

My favorite line:

Hard agree!