From the WaPo:

You know who uses the terms titties or cooter? A person who doesn’t have access to them.  

oh.my.gawd. i immediately thought of:

“how much do you think expensive rehab clinics that cater to celebs actually cost?

YASSSSSSSS!!!!

Wow...Whoopi is pretty unrecognizable in the still.

You have a reeeaaally low bar when it comes to measuring the decency of a person.

I’m not askin’ shit...wait on that.

Not in Judaism or Buddhism.   

“The issue here is that they traveled across states to get an abortion where they wouldn’t be questioned about the circumstances or have to report the child abuse. You’re twisting yourself in to knots just to defend child rape.”

Thank you for stating what the rest of already know...

You suck big balls at trolling....

Wrong question; the pertinent question is: who impregnated this minor?

“Making fun of someone with a Substance Abuse Disorder is about as low as one can get.”

Ahhhh...”whatabout whatabout ”... if it was a butcher knife instead of a gun, chances are also pretty low that he wouldn’t have injured two NCIS agents as well.

Show of hands...who else mis-read the header and thought Jordan Peele?

Your response made me giggle cuz’ I was thinking the SAME THING...like am I missing something?!?

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Jesus Christ. It just gets worse and worse...