The “ancient woman once scorned” has a truly off-putting sexy-baby voice (SBV).

Thank you for the laugh...whew...it was like doing cardio!

OKAAAAAAAY...you made me laugh a laugh I didn’t eeeeeven recognize....holeeeeeeey mutha’!!!!

It’s hard to find the mute button when you’re trying to stifle a laugh!*

Wait...I messed up...I need to swap “As” for “Another Star”...and move “As” to #3...and move “Ebony Eyes” to Honorable Mention.

Fun fact:

WRONG!!!

I’m calling it now...9.27.22, I am now officially too old for this site...and I’m OK with that...

If your (simpleminded) takeaway is that she was a consenting groupie, I suggest you read the post again.

*hopefully it will make a helluva lot more sense...

When you decide to address Black women, let us know; hopefully it will a helluva lot more sense than your message to Black “females”.

As a woman who is 5'11", I can attest that it is indeed a thing.

Chile no...just no. You would be wrong (I’m sure you hear that a lot); her lineage may have royals in it, but she wasn’t one until she married ol’ Wills.

AND let’s also add how reading expands one’s imagination; how many times have you watched the TV/movie adaptation of a book you’ve read, and the way you envisioned the plot/characters are completely different than what the director/production team has come up with ...and that’s OK, actually that’s exactly how it…

I am always here for a Zoolander reference OR Dodgeball.

Okaaaaaaay...I’m gonna cop to it; I am Nancy Naive.

“Florida is home to an extensive, interconnected network of white supremacists and other far-right extremists...”

NOT a damn thing!!!

I describe it as the best American show about high school, that’s not actually an American show and is set in U.K.