In your butt?

Nighty night

I can’t. I’ve sworn off Google for one calendar year. I’m weird, I know. I have my reasons.

What’s a troglodyte?

You’re white

Stop deleting me ❤

No nerd. I’m referring to geographical differences in white populations. You are from California, so you’re probably a “woke” white ally similar to your white cousins in New York where islabonita is from. You know, y’all wear pussy hats and talk shit about Donald Trump to other white people and shit.

Yeah it’s pretty homo-erotic for an avatar.

On my was way to practice. I’ll put it on in the locker room.

I honestly don’t know where that is. I just remember its where those two internet commenters met to fight. I’ll let you know if I’m ever in Long Beach and you let me know if you’re ever in Houston.

 Well, I have a theory. The majority of the pussy hat wearing and #woke t-shirt wearing white people live in either California or the upper East Coast. And while these are generally considered more ‘progressive’ white populations, I’d argue that something is wrong with these white people.

You are fucking intelligent. I know you think I’m a troll cuz dumb-ass-i- contribute-nothing Tomi says I am, but I’m not trolling. I just had to tell you that I think that of you. Seems appropriate after that post. Have a good MLK day.

 I’m not a troll, Tomi just has an internet crush on me and is mad because I won’t reciprocate.

 He never said that. Don’t be dense.

For the millionth time, I’m not a troll Tomi. Just cuz you’re a black woman (I think?) and I’m a stunningly good looking and witty southern white gentlemen doesn’t mean I’m a troll and we can’t be friends.

I know. I said “I don’t know”, not “they don’t exist”.

I can’t tell if I’m insulted or turned on... but I guarantee whatever normal white bro douche image you have of me in your head is way wrong.

You know some nerdy white people.

Lol I hate you sometimes

You’d miss me too much if I left.