Stranger Danger!!

I’m just here to ask if I can touch black girl’s hair cuz it’s so awesome and I just want to bath in it!

Sorry I get too excited. I actually like vaginas for what it’s worth.

 Lol you’re such a sensitive little vagina

Mercy you dumb fuck! Where have you been?

 I’m white as fuck and I love the root. Don’t be so sensitive.

Dude looks retarded in the literal sense of the word.

Yesha!!!

Tomi! Miss me?

I want to smoke whatever she smoked

 I’m not smart enough to know what you’re saying

No it’s how a girl spells Tommy

What do you know about rap Tomi with one M, one I, and a vagina? And seriously, stop with this “Justin” thing. Its hyper annoying.

I know I just started thinking about P Diddy and that led me down this rabbit hole. It’s not on purpose I swear.

Lol clever

I wish I did...

Third Coast, the Rough Coast, the Gulf Coast. It is a thing. UGK, ESG, Screw, Scarface, Master P, Cash Money never happened? What coast do you think Beyonce is from you dumb shit?

Wu Tang Forever. They don’t count, they transcend.

1. Best description of ADHD I’ve ever read. People just don’t know, your legs feel like they’re on fire if you have to sit there for more than 5 minutes!

Third Coast for life. F that east coast Diddy shit. East coast rap died with Biggie.