thedaksausage
Get Some Dak Sausage
thedaksausage

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

That is a good movie

😂🤣😅😆

Can I go with you and be your Trojan horse? I’m really, really white, shaved head, long beard, covered in tattoos, and not quite as trim as these young aryans (a little dad belly) but I do workout and weigh in right around 230. After a day or two, I’ll be like “can I bring my buddy Michael? Y’all have to hear his take

 Lol I swear its me! I got a new phone last night. Or we could just take our relationship to Kik? Lol you know in your ❤ it’s me, everyone is either a well-meaning condescending white person, a racist white person, or an angry Michael Harrison disciple on here, then there’s me. No one can duplicate me on here.

Yesha, please, I got a new phone and now I’m grey. Make me black again? I’ll behave, I promise.

Don’t be shy, throw some names out

 Am I on your list?

I don’t know, but I need back out of the greys permanently. This isn’t cool.

I’m going to cry some white tears if I’m not black soon.

Michael, it’s me, Dak, everyone’s favorite resident anarchist on The Root. I got a new phone, obviously had to make a new account, and now I’m grey. I’m here to shamelessly beg to be black. Please Michael, make me black again?