My teeny tiny wedding party and guests (all 12 of us) had a meal in the bar area of a local restaurant after the wedding. But of course we made a reservation because we are not brain dead idiots.

Still not sure what was so wrong with the shirt. My three year old has one just like it and looks adorable in it.

Never would have thought of this, but what a fantastic answer! No other gift you have ever given or would ever give again would make the recipient happier.

My husband works for a minor league team and he will confirm that the players are incredibly immature and have no life experience with anything outside baseball. There are always several players every year that make him say, “I really hope this guy saves his money because he is 100% unfit to do anything else a human…