+1 Well played!

When asked if they’d walk thousands of miles to the Middle East to get into an ark for no reason at all, 98% of all penguins said “Fuck off.”

http://www.falklandsconservation.com/wildlife/pengu…

“Do you think this is something your kids would be proud of?”

OH GOD! IT’S A FLOOD!

RUN ARRAYYYYYY! RUN ARRAYYYYYY!

“No, no, off limits...”

‘Bible’ is an odd name for a stripper...

To protect QBs even further, the Competition Committee will consider implementing a 15-yard ‘Unnecessary Hazing’ penalty...

“Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational receiving corp!!!” - Emperor Belichick

“Meesa gotta be protectin’ the Shield!” - Rar-Jar Goodell

“An’ it shore ain’t the Erf, either!”

If only they could’ve added in Belichick as the Emperor....

“IT’S TWOO! IT’S TWOO!” - Madonna von Shtupp

I did like how they panned upwards to get the trailer park out of the shot...

Would’ve been better if he’d included something about going 14-2...

Maybe it’s time to consider hare restoration...

WTF? My post made it into the black?

Quality control? On a Rex Ryan team?

‘Now don’t get me wrong, some of my best friends are women, but...’