Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

But eventually they got a great musical out of the deal.

Nor-dicked, even.

To be fair, if Quebec citizens knew this money would eventually attract a Bryan Adams concert (on 7/27!) public support would have been overwhelming

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

Stockholm Syndrome doesn’t produce bitterness or pettiness, but whatever you’re feeling sure does.

Still laughing +1

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

It’s certainly operating in the red.

so you’re saying that Holmes’s blood business isn’t liquid?

Dear IOC,

His last task will be to introduce Grobe to the entire staff he retained.

I was going to say he looks like pedophilic Don Knotts.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

[Touches envelope to forehead]

Recounting the break-in, and talking about the gun that Carson was carrying, is a shitty move by Bushkin. Everyone has their moments of weakness, but shouldn't they be taken within context instead of spilled out in a tell-all book? It's unfair to think that Johnny Carson's name could now be associated with something…

"(Ed McMahon was also there!)"

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?