“It remains the widest spread household service in the country after heat and electricity.”

The staties should’ve told them to go pound sand and get them themselves.

Isn’t this the same guy who whined about Al Jazeera making baseless accusations regarding Peyton Manning two weeks ago?

“It’s a better story to tell...”

I’m just glad there wasn’t a (7) ate a hobo’s face in a alley in Miami...

“Well...not always...” - Josh Duggar

Is this one Thelma or Louise?

This kind of turmoil is going to send Hornacek right back into that whole free throw/facepalm tic he suffered from throughout his career.

I thought the Suns self destruction due to collapsing into itself and creating a black hole wasn’t for another 50 billion years or so?

Sorry Peyton, no one ‘naturally’ has a forehead like that...

Oh good...only 5 minutes of this left. I was afraid that this was going to go on forever.

As if you really have to crouch down to make sure he’s really getting beat to death?

Toes down, Finkle!

Apparently Sony is more intimidated by Roger Goodell than Kim Jong-Un? Go figure...

Wish we could have nice things like that in Boston.

“Grantland distinguished itself with quality writing, smart ideas, original thinking and fun....which is why we at ESPN must kill it.

Must’ve been the new and improved Mike Kensil. Now even more paranoid than he was last year...

The funniest part of this story isn’t that you think Esiason is full of shit. The funniest part is that you think that an NFL league source isn’t.

“A source with knowledge of the situation tells PFT that the Jets did not request that the locker room be swept for bugs; however, the source did not deny that the locker room was swept for bugs.”

The lineman looked like he was brushing cookie crumbs off his jersey.