Give me some time to come up with other hilarious analogies... There's a lot of material to work with.

Right!?
It drives me nuts when people pronounce it "porsh" and not "por-sha".

That was REALLY DORKY... But I like it.

Guh... Perez Hilton? Can't I just beat him with a stick? I'm really not too keen on touching that piece of shit with my bare hands...
As for the paperwork; are there going to be questions about "The Real Housewives" or "Jersey Shore"? I'm not sure I can handle that... Might as well go work at J. Crew or a Starbucks if…

Lowriders are the Drag Queens of the car world. All flash, glitter, and noise, and some of them are pretty good dancers.

What edition of the rule book are you reading? I haven't gotten a revision since 2008, so I'm not up to date on all of the rules (seriously, the most recent gay media I'm familiar with is Will & Grace, with a smattering of NPH and Zachary Quinto, and a dash of Ian McKellan).
Surely I can regain my homo status... Oh!…

It's nice to see a German car take the top spot... again... and frequently.

"You can't be intolerant of intolerance, because that would make you intolerant, and blah blah blah".
Heard it all before, and it's just rhetoric.
Those people aren't being hated, they're being ridiculed for their ignorance. Having a different point of view is one thing, but supporting a position that keeps human right…

What!? All of my documentation? Do you realize how long it's gonna take me to file that paperwork again?
*sigh
Whatever.
Between painting, drawing my Comic, working on cars, and dealing with my horrible family, how can I be expected to keep tabs on all of the finger snapping sassy women?

Right?
Like my Scabriolet. It's a crappy car, but I'm in love with it's crapulence.
OH! Lowriders... Those cars are positively useless, and I love them.

Oh, I did... and they are.
Doesn't mean I that I don't think the Mach 1 isn't gorgeous... Still a heavy, gas chugging, understeering pig of a car.

Read this book.
Every reason why it's important, is in there.

HA!

It's not a double standard. Don't try to justify intolerance by blaming the victim.
The elephant hates the gays, deprives them of civil rights, and uses reductio ad absurdum to scare stupid people into getting on board to treat their fellow man like a second class citizen and trample the constitution.
Of you oppose gay…

I used to live in Oregon (Douglas County... Need I say more?)

North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club?

Damn... Even Delta is hating on me today.

To be completely honest; the Corvette isn't a terrible car... It's just not nearly as good as everyone wants it to be... and there hasn't been a pretty one since 1967.

Having driven Porsches, Ferraris, and Corvettes; I'm here to tell you that none of them drives like the other. They are all completely different cars.

GM has that Chevy "...at 200 mph, class begins" commercial... Just sayin.