Who said anything about the tesla? I was trying to defend it. All I was doing was giving you my definition of what a real car is.

I will. I'll also enjoy not being as fat as you.

A car I something you drive. You have absolute control over everything it does. A car is raw, primal, and single minded. Everything a car does is your responsibility. A car does nothing without your input. No electronic nannies to save you from your woopsies. No launch mode to make you look like you know how to…

It's cute that you think the Corvette is a real car.

I agree. I've always been fond of this kit.
Sure, it's WAY over the top, but fits the the 3rd gen RX-7 styling perfectly.

Really hard to put on weight. I ride a single speed about 200 miles per week.

I'm not tearing it up at the moment.
I broke both of my elbows when on of my commuter bikes suffered a machanical failure, and chucked me into the pavement...
It's not fair; I was going fast, or doing anything dumb/exciting... Just riding at about 15 mph, then BOOM! Crippled.

Nope.
Built it from scratch in my garage.
Some extra tubing, stays from a Schwinn predator, a broken skateboard, and some angle iron... Plus a lot of measuring, cutting, welding, and testing.

I know a guy who has a yellow 360 in his back... Rotting away.
Converted it to electric in the 80's and hasn't driven it since '95.
What a waste.

It's like trying to merge on to 880 north out of Los Gatos.

I have a couple while riding my 2011 model bike. Go to YouTube and type in gravity bike. There's ones titled "practice day" "hwy 9" and "daily commute".
The quality is crap. I didn't have a GoPro at the time, and used really shitty editing software.

Built it myself in shop!
I've built a new one almost every year since 2005. This is the 2013 model.

Yeah.
March of '87. I have that issue.
There's other bike magazines that feature Gravity Bikes, like BMX Action.

Lookin' at my underwear, eh?
One piece leathers, gloves, and a full face helmet. I like keeping my skin attached to my body.

I blast down hills on a 20" at speeds around 70 mph on regular basis, and I've NEVER had a problem anywhere close to this... and I have to negotiate turns! What idiot fucks up a straight line?
My bike's geometry is designed to go 60+ and this guy's bmx clearly isn't.

The pachinko machine in the back of the caffé is wrong... Looks to be from the mid 60's to the early 70's. Pachinko machines from the 50's were generally minimalist, hand painted, and made out of wood.

This is what Ferraris should be used for.

Half of the cars are American... now there's a big surprise.

If I see one on the road, I'll crash into it on purpose... Just sayin'

I've wanted the Bluesport since the first I saw it grace the cover of Road & Track.
Everything about that car is just so right, it needs to get produced... I might be able to forgive VW for not giving me the Scirocco.