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I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

Little known facts, not on internets:

That’s a great story. Sounds like the ATeam was successful once again.

I think we should install overhead power on rural highways/county routes and pantographs on cars. Then you only have to use your batteries for the last (dozen) mile.

Government needs to step in to help rich people charge their cars? I mean, I get that our federal government already exists to massively help the rich, but I'm just surprised to see this offered as a seemingly honest suggestion.

I LOVED my CRZ. BEST purchase I ever made. 

People rarely like admitting that they made a mistake. They like admitting it even less when it means they wasted money. They like it even less than that when the amount of money they wasted is obvious, incredibly conspicuous and a status symbol.

Yeah, but nothing in the world is as efficient as a Chick-fil-A drive-thru.

My first thought:

“What’re you talking about? I definitely brought this small block in with me.”

CROSSFIT GYM!

Looking at its delipidated nature (and inevitable rust in the building) you could just gift it to David Tracy

I think you’re overthinking some of this stuff. Yea you travel a lot, but are those flights going to get canceled if you don’t fly for your work or if your husband decides to drive? Unless you’re chartering private jets it’s still public transportation. Are you going to tell your employer that your carbon footprint is…

According to their research, the average person’s carbon footprint in the United States is 16 tons.

sofa king funny

I’m glad he pulled over. It’s very dangerous to have a high speed chaise in an area with so many pedestrians. 

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever