That Subwoofer figureatively scream out, “My owner didn’t even respect his own ears, what makes you think he respected my engine?”

It looks like a damn cartoon the way it skates around on the pavement

I like how the shoots do fuck’all to slow the car...

Un-fucking-real.

We get it, Brad.

If the Police get rid of their Chargers for Tesla’s, how will they refill the battery?  Seems shortsighted to me. Typical government...

Its got a cop battery, cop bumpers, cop seats, cop lights, cop armor. It’s a model made without an ICE motor so we don’t have to worry about gas.

Someone doesn’t have a JD power award for best sense of humor

Go back to Facebook, Grandma.

Dick Trickle.....

I wonder if the bus driver gave them a token of appreciation.

No, this is bull and it shouldn’t count as a speed record. Air resistance is a core component of speed records. Removing the primary obstacle to the record makes the record worthless.

Here’s a picture of the VAG (VW-Audi) canonical customer service position...

Step 1. Remove Front Bumper

Looks like many of the Dodgey bits have been removed.

I’m vying for "Corvair"

The current C7 Stingray starts around $55K and the ZR1 starts around $123K. I assume this car will be at least as expensive as the ZR1. Is this what we’re calling ‘attainable’ now?

What are you talking about? I just see a street with a park in the background. 

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And if people didn’t break laws and run from cops to begin with, this stuff also wouldn’t be needed.