Color me convinced: if I were ever desperate enough to go into car sales, which I’d be awful at anyway, I’m just handing over the keys. I hate it when the salesperson rides with me on a test drive anyway.

A $50 retrofit kit is what tipped the scales from CP to NP for you?

Although it is played in very few formats of the game, it has a cultural cache that’s undeniable for even people outside the Magic community.

He didn’t double post. Kinja did.

I love it when people who don’t know what they’re talking about show their ass in the comments.

Honestly, the shunt was only a 3, but it earned an extra 2 Blocks by it actually being preformed by Ken Block.

5/5 Blocks.

Watch the onboard. It definitely isn't shifting properly.

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

Front loading washer.

“On the PT Cruiser’

0-60 times remain a pissing contest among manufacturers, consumers, and Stans so the automotive media industry is only happy to facilitate and transmit these figures. Sure sometimes they tell you that they did a 5k clutch dump, looking at you C&D, to get some unattainable times and other times they just let the lies…

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

I traveled 70-75% of the year for three years in a row. I never ONCE did something even remotely similar to this, nor did I ever lose a vehicle.

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

Bring a Trailer is getting ridiculous.