No one can stop you. You’re in a Plymouth Laser now.

Ok, I’ve got a good convertible story. It didn’t stop me from driving my beloved ‘verts but I did question my loyalty for a bit.

No Excuses...

“I see a yellow car and I want to paint it black...”

Shouldve painted it camo

As a Miata owner/driver this kills me. Seeing other Miata’s with their top up unless it is raining or 100 degrees (I drive mine top down 100% of the time unless it is pouring and I am caught out in it) out make me wonder why the hell you would even own one.

I owned this... 1996 pile of Chrysler sadness.

The saddest convertible story is one where the top never comes down and the car never gets driven...

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

You usually do find a dick around Balls

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

Waiting for the day someone is trying to go home, after a long overtime at the office and having missed his dinner... the Corporate’s parking lot is empty and dark, only his car remains under a street lamp: dude opens his car, puts the laptop bag on the back seat, closes the door and inserts the key into the ignition…

Unhackable? No. You have a car that I could steal with basic tools.

It’s Friday! Get out there and make your dreams come true!

By far the least rusted-out Trailblazer I’ve ever seen.

Find me a better way to use a Trailblazer besides doing “sweet jumps” off of it, and I’ll cut you an insurance fraud based check!

You actually just kinda slip in.