God bless the flex

Taco Bell = mud butt

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

In one of the ducts, of course.

Air Force should send him a bill for scrambling those F-22s

I think my landlord would be cool with it.

It’s got a Cummins, it’s already better.

You can wear a stupid T-Shirt while you play it on PC.

What the hell is this widebody Chrysler 300 SRT with Dodge Demon wheels?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo

Actually, doing an irresposible thing in a car is how I BECAME a MOM!

Glad he didn’t see one of these:

My Mini Cooper S used to get me mugged all the time.

/JALOPNIK’D

I would say that I’d hold you to this, but... I mean... the odds of us having to do this are slim.

I’ll join you if this happens. And I look amazing in a Speedo.

I renew my pledge to run down the middle of the 6th Street bar district in Austin, in nothing but a speedo on a game day Saturday night if Faraday Future sells more FF 91s than Fisker sold Karmas.

Postings like this are probably why it is good I don’t have F you money. I’d have a garage full of Subaru Brats, odd gigantic barge wagons from the 70's, a 90's Roadmaster Estate with a big block swap for no reason, obscure Mazdas, a Nissan Figaro, and probably a diesel Mitsu Delica star wagon for good measure. Jay…