In these trying times, it’s great to see we can all still unite and hate Duke.

At this point it doesn’t even matter if he’s doing it anymore. He’s earned the reputation, so anyone that wants to flop and sell it well can get an easy trip (no pun intended) to the foul line.

Oh, you don’t like little yellow compacts in your pictures? Okay. Well HERE’S MY NEW VEHICLE, SO GOOD LUCK TAKING PICTURES NOW YOU VANDALIZING SHITFUCKS!

To the vandals who did it.

Well, now we know where those people who sued their garage-owning neighbor moved to after losing their lawsuit.

This is exactly why I decided to never buy a Ferrari. Well, this and being poor. But mostly this.

One of these days I’m gonna buy that SVT Contour, and you bastards won’t be able to stop me! Just you wait!

Wonder if it has factory turn signals?

An E46 with 4,700 miles?

I don’t know if you know this, but despite his existing horde of barely-running Jeeps, our man David Tracy is dreaming of first-gen RX-7 ownership. I’ve been subtly trying to push him over the edge and buy one. Care to join me in this?

How long have you been stewing over this, Jason?

It really takes balls to do that.

I like Fox-body Mustangs, I’m an advocate for Fox-body Mustangs, but you have to admit some of the coupes were weirdly, aggressively beige.

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It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Maybe they’re probing the market to see what the response would be.

Take time today to appreciate the understated beauty of the first Mitsubishi Eclipse, which was not a crossover.