It’s almost like they have a team of automotive experts going over every imported car with a fine tooth comb, looking for these things.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

All of VWVortex..

Pretty much any Alissa Walker article that gets cross-posted to Jalopnik. Seriously, just try reading any of these articles without your blood boiling:

COTD was given out too early this day.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Holy cow, Justin! Thanks so much for this honor. I’m almost speechless.

Wait, does this mean $kay gives herself a picture of a sexy girl in front of a Ford GT (of which I’m sure she has hundreds)?

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

Or give him the freedom to choose his bike, because ‘Murica.

Specially designed for all season outdoor player:

Thanks

Congratulations, Mr. AsLongAsThereIsBeerOrWomenImThere, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a GT-R which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds that little red switch.

Dude...

The switch is for the under glow neon lights.

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG