Holy shit. The underside of your vehicle looks like the wreck of the Titanic.
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The biggest crime here is that this woman should not be naked.
That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…
The Mom’s right hand—what a whammer!
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Any production that opens with the sentence, “Granny’s got the Lambo today, granny’s got the Lambo” is bound to be a…
I just hope they avoid the other Jalopnik bump:
Apparently there was still some confusion over whether or not you were allowed to use electronic cigarettes, or…
Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Alpha Alfa which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her way out of the parking lot.
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You could spend a lot of time and money transplanting Miata parts into some scaffolding to build an Exocet, or you…
Congratulations, Mr. jgustafson, on COTD! My award to you is a scooter which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Hopefully, no seals will be blown along the way.
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Winning’s winning. In NASCAR, F1, and yes, even side-street hardcore scooter street racing—the toughest race you’ll…
That just more guns in circulation so we are now safer !
The clip is incredibly clear (quite unusual indeed, for a CCTV), therefore I’m able to help the local Police with the names of the involved people. Outside the shop and starting from left, we see Jamal, Tyrone, DeQuarious, Jalen, Demetrius, Terrance, Maliq, DeShawn and Lil Wayne. On the truck were Jartavious and his…
CONFISCATING OUR GUNS. CLEARLY THE GOVERNMENT.
Definitely. They don’t even know that they can use a belt to hold up their pants.
pfft easy... just check your register and arrest the only 10 guys in texas who didnt have guns yet.... ill take my 5 grand in quarters plz
They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!
/Looks at pic of Tanner Foust.
/Looks at pic of Donkey Kong.
Hmm, nope, I don’t get it.
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?