how about they are small block v8s so everyone expects them to sound good but they always have some rigged up bs exhaust on them and sound significantly worse than they should.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

I just wish someone had written up a post on the Hellcats. They were virtually ignored by the Jalopnik staff.

No, this is.

That vid would have been like 10231% better without that damn music. Ruined the best parts.

Whirled Series.

Find a sponsor, no matter how small, with the initials MLB. Also ask all the competitors to display a large star on their vehicles. Then give the winner a tapering flag as a prize.

Congratulations, Mr. Drakkon - The Boardman of the Chair, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Bugatti which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she gets her heel unstuck from the wheel.

Congratulations, Mr. McMike, on COTD! My award to you is McLaren MP4-12C which this lovely lady will deliver when she gets her straps and hair untangled.

Welcome to the future

Because you need a large bike to hold a large cop?

The Kangbashi New Area (often referred to as just Ordos, though it’s technically a part of Ordos) in China.

Congratulations, Mr. Turbolence88, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Volvo which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as..........blah, blah buzzword bullshit.

“I’ve discovered something about the Skyline that holds true about the E46 BMW M3, stanced Golfs, and countless other cars: owning the car is a lot of fun. As long as you don’t go to any of the owner meet ups.” Hahahaha this is so on point.

Agreed, just not with the Toyota part. ;)

It’s no secret that it’s often cheaper and more space-efficient to just power the wheels directly under the motor and parallel to the transmission

telling her that if he had his way he would gather all the pan-flutes in the world, put them in a big pile, and set fire to it.