As of this reading, there have been 24 comments. Spooky.

“Report: Teams are already lining up to bring Peyton Manning into front office”

u PC, bro?

Congratulations, Mr. BrtStInd, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a BMW which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she doesn’t fall off her high heels.

$kay is a woman, but thanks for playing.

Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried.

It should be noted that it’s only on the SOHC normally aspirated models due to a single layer graphite coated head gasket design that flaked and corroded over time and failed. Turbo models use multi-layer steel gaskets that hold up much longer than the piston ring-lands and rod bearings do in boosted versions ;-)

I can see the newspaper headlines now...

Congratulations, Mr. Birddog The Trike Whisperer, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a GT-R which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she pops her neck back in place.

Congratulations, Mr. atomicalex, on COTD! I don’t have a Pixar car for you, but I have something better...........a beautiful street rod. This lovely lady will deliver it as soon as something, something.

But nothing will ever come close to the recruitment video for America’s military.

When you have socks like that, you gotta show ‘em off bruh.

please stop sticking your feet out of and on all the things, slobs. Not only is it disgusting, it’s dangerous as hell.

Better headline “Veteran Jalopnik commenter/Oppo author McMike breaks internet with Fernando Alonso meme”

You know it was kicked off by our very own McMike, right?

Since we’re on the subject of Colin McRae today, here’s a shot from the archives of the man doing what he did best.