Congratulations, Mr. BonafideSupraman, on COTD today! I have a Bugatti Veyron Lamborghini for you which this lovely lady will deliver when the pelicans have nested.
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[Nissan ran their R390 GT1 car in all black for testing. Helps you see the flames. Photo Credit: Nissan]
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Congratulations, Mr. Vin, on COTD! I have for you a Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver after she finishes.............something, something.
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You know, sometimes you crazy kids say exactly what we’re all thinking. And sometimes you just need to stop trying…
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Come on man, focus! you don’t want to probe that escort, there’s a whole galaxie of comets and meteors you can pick up, one with even better contours and can flex while in transit to Granada, Montego or escape to your secret hideaway chateau on Fair Lane. Anyway, why settle for model A when you can have a girl that…
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Congratulations, Mr. humz, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a truck which this lovely lady will bring to you soon. She too has some hot moves.
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She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.
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Congratulations, Mr. mkbruin, Atlas VP, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a Mazda RX-8 which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she figures out how to open the hood.
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Man, I work hard to lob solid gold over the plate all day and the throwaway line I hammer out in 30 seconds before a meeting is the one that makes it.
Congratulations, Mr. Garrett Davis, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with an Acura NSX which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she eats a couple of cheeseburgers.
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