You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

If you think traffic is bad, wait till you see All Cars Go To Heaven 2 where our friend John attempts to drive his model T 1000 miles off road across Utah. The work required to climb a rocky 10,000 foot pass is astonishing.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Congratulations, Mr. Diesel, on COTD! I would like to award you with a body dropped Chevy S10 which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she fills up. I think her name might be Ethyl.

Here’s how to tell if the car is stanced/idiotic:

Common sense would dictate a tire too small for the rim on a car that may travel in excess of....5 MPH, is a recipe for disaster. I’m going to take a wild guess that the little numbers on the tire sidewall give you an indication of what size wheel they belong on, meaning an undersized tire on an over-sized rim is not…

I strongly, respectfully, disagree.

Cars are an instrument that is often used as a tool to get from A-B.

But for enthusiasts, the A-B part is irrelevant. And in that context, they become purely, an instrument to achieve driving nirvana, solely.

It’s one thing to make your car suit your tastes. It’s another to kill its…

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Stretched, unsafe tires do not belong on public roads.

Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.

In fairness, if you’ve gotta die, going out coked up in a brothel is probably one of the better ways. Right behind saving your entire family from the wreck of a burning battleship.

An accident captured by two dashcams. What is this, Russia?

Congratulations, Mr. LE5Fiero, on today’s COTD! Here’s a Golf as your prize which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she checks its brakes.