I love lamp.

Hello and welcome to last week!

313: The security code for "Employee fapping in men's room. Please respond."

Didn't this show used to be called Future Cop? Or, Holmes & Yo-Yo?

I don't know - Savory Foreskin has a nice tang…uh..ring to it.

I'm not that familiar with Philip K. Dick's books, but do they all have a giant rock phallus on the cover?

BONG

Wouldn't that be a compressed boner?

Is it wrong that I don't care about what Donald Glover is feeling at any particular moment?

I just depressed a button on my keyboard.

So, Hawai'i 5-7?

You can have my Calvin-peeing-on-whatever sticker when you peel it off my cold, dead pickup truck.

It's no picnic being Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I'm a geologist, and I endorse this message.

I got a bulldozer notification for this?

In the near term ite avoid the puns.

Golden, globes!

Your "period" key seems to be stickkking.

Damn you, Disqus! Damn you to Hell!

No, I'm pretty sure it's, "Fuck you." - Disqus.