The Nobel Prize just adds to the cachet of her restaurant.

"My name is @avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus, and I endorse this message."

[BARFS]

I have to admit to a man-crush on Sam Elliott.  Also, when I was a kid I had a crush on Katherine Ross, so I'm keeping it all in the family.

Just do NOT call him an elf.

AVClub:

I got a Hannibal notification for this?

"I fell on my coks [sic]!"

Oliver Stone: "I am the one who knocks Breaking Bad."

"Cut. It. Out." - Dave Coulier, making retarded hand gestures he thinks are funny.

Oh, she came alright.  Just not with the guy watching SNL.

It's five miles long!

DOO DAH!
DOO DAH!

On the other hand, I can pull up to the gasoline pumps at Exxon while watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia on my smartphone. 

It looks like the NSA isn't the only group monitoring our transmissions.

Watch this of John and Yoko with Chuck Berry.  Watch Chuck Berry's eyes when Yoko starts caterwauling at about 1:20.

"The Flaming Lips and Yoko Ono performed on Letterman, and it was super weird.

There's no buffering going on there, let me tell you.

Thank you for clearing that up for me.

Will someone please tell me what language FitzSimmons are speaking?