No animates were harmed in the making of this film.

Wasn't this question answered in yesterday's Savage Love column?

That's Vin Diesel's biggest fan.  

Oh, great. Those chewed-up Corn Flakes are NOT going to come out of my keyboard.

Make it easy on yourself and just call it "ham."

"The comments section was some of the most ignorant shit I'd ever heard."

But there's seamen.

You mean to be with Malin Ackerman, right?  Right?

It's a pretty fake-looking guy, too.

I was thinking Kirsten Dunst.

The article isn't really about Frumious Bandersnatch.

Who is the girl with the fake beard?

I can assure you that my quivering will not be from verisimilitude.

No @Scrawler2:disqus, the woods is where BEARS shit.  Werewolves shit in the men's room at Barnes & Noble.

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, guess what day this is on!

"Oh, and his name is 'Kelsey,' just like my niece."

They might be taking this Phoenix rising from the ashes thing just a bit too seriously.  

FLAGGED!

Hey everyone!  I found the source of that burning smell!

I'm not sure "great minds" is the descriptor I would have chosen.