And nothing to wear but Fruit of the Loom T-shirts?

"I'll take Anal Bum for $100, Trebek."

Missed it by a scant four hours.

1. Get a Porsche.
2. Play guitar in a well-known band.
3. Be handsome.

That's his ego talking.

You're Alec Baldwin?  Prove it.

Fortunately, it's a joint venture.

Must.  Not.   Impersonate.   Taco Bell Bell.

Your mom, because woof.

Please note that Jay Z is also 50% bolder.

Let's see if I can fill in for Taco Bell Bell…

I am the one who skips right to the comments.

You should really get that man-crush under control.

I got a paintball notification for this?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

There's no elephants in baseball!

That won't leave much for the rest of us to watch. 

"Frederik Pohl… died Monday in Palatine,
Illinois, of unspecified reasons relating to respiratory illness."

JohnLennonYokoOno New York City is your friend.

A nice pair of Olive wood serving spoons.