Liked for someone else even knowing what Raptor Red is.

That photo of Steve Carrell with a trident just cracks me up.

I've been to Amsterdam, and there is no SeaWorld in Amsterdam.

What's your complaint?

I am NOT crying. My eyes are just sensitive to that gas coming from CaptainFartyPants, that's all.

In the end, she dyed by her own hand.

Stereotypes save time. Especially when they are hilarious.

What joke? The program is on the verge of being cancelled.

The Michael J Fox Show seems to be off to a shaky start.

Great Scott!

OK, You got me. I followed her in.

I feel compelled (by guilt? drunkenness? who knows?) to admit that I paid money to see this in a theater when it was first released. I have to rank it alongside Texas Lightning as one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Conan and I share a birthday. We could do our own
old man buddy comedy. That would be fun. I hope they have creamed corn.

Your father smells of Elderberries.

It feels good!

Spike Lee just tweeted Justin Verlander's home address.

The AV CLUB

I had an uncle named William Harrison, and he died recently. I'm pretty sure he didn't write Rollerball, though.

A former friend said I was dead to him.

Get back, Honky Cat!