Richard Simmons wouldn't have made a Harriet Tubman Sex Tape.  He would have had Ms. Tubman Sweatin' to the Oldies.

Y'know, it's OK to leave that crap on the other news sites.  No one here will mind.

Aw, c'mon.  Cops like to dance, too. 

Funny, I thought it started out that way.

It's a tough month for substance abusers.

My dog made a tabloid mess, because that's what was on the floor.

*smacks @avclub-cbe8412e7469c2bba155a2a353401e5b:disqus on back of head - follows @boxofcottonswabs:disqus out door*

Well now.  Why don't we just give you the casting director job?

Welcome, newbie!

Wait, that's not Alpha from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?

Sharknado 2: Cartilaginous Bugaloo

How soon we forget Rebecca Black -

Where is Mark Wahlberg when you need him?

Maybe if brother Donnie had been there, they could have stopped Tonto, too.

That's "Chaim" to you, sir.

If you liked Wings, you'll love the ungritty reboot, Planes!

Apparently for some, "sure as hell" suggests a high level of uncertainty.

Racist!

"HA HA you said balls.  And ignited gas." - @TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus, 3rd grade.

wtf is starz lol