@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus The important question is: "Does she weigh more than a duck?"

Speaking of judging - that's not the best shot of JLo's thighs I've ever seen.

Speaking of which, who got the, um, items from Ms. Austen's bedside table?

I'll just stand over here and get wilde with Olivia. 

Champagne goes with Christopher Walken as "The Continental."

This review delights and amuses me.

Bring it on down to Chinatown!

* Chunks @avclub-fe667cc638187e2a2ed9661c0b94f457:disqus in hole next to Julia Shumway's husband.*

As long as he fights the Frito Bandito, it's all good.

@avclub-4a5960f4a515ec53ba08c5d4dfae36be:disqus You forgot to mention that that quote was made in 1976.  Or that Clapton was apparently quite intoxicated when he said it.  Not that those things excuse anything, but people DO change during the course of almost 40 years.

I'm not sure I understand the dislike for Eric Clapton in your comment and previous comments, especially in relation to JJ Cale.  It isn't like Clapton took anything from Cale.

Consider the source.

Speaking of R.I.P.D. - JJ Cale died on Friday.  Let's get up to speed, folks.

THE AV CLUB

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Or make a guy's Norelco Razor stand up. 

O'NEALDRIAAAAN!

ABC WILL CRUSH YOU!

Thank God!  There's FINALLY a way to accurately determine the day of the week.

Aimee Man makes my Norelco razor stand straight up.