Just sayeth no to yon vampires.

Does Ally Sheedy come with it?

Difference?

Oh yeah?  Well, YOU try living with a clitless mother!

She's in makeup for Hellboy III - Electric Butteroo

About eight years ago my wife was diagnosed with breast cancer, and subsequently had a modified radical mastectomy on one side.  A week or so after she came home from the hospital we were having fried chicken that I picked up from the store.  The person in the store hadn't selected the pieces very well, and when we…

Damnation!  You guys have started a whole shawarma Avengers puns.

Wait.  I thought Colbert was going to be stirring something.

Well, good.  It's not just me.

*raises hand*

Oh my, Zombies.

More number one hits in Britain than the Biebs!

Paula Deen: "I can't believe they aren't butter."

Of course I meant San Diego.  San Diego means whale vagina.

But I LIKE whale vaginas.  Er…um…you know what I mean.

I once sold Mary Tyler Moore socks and gave her directions to the liquor store.

Fortunately for the convict, Muppets don't need to shower.

Nomad Folednil isn't a nom de plume.

But not the dance step we need right now.

Chris Brown has good taste in singing partners.  Aaliyah is a striking woman.