In my 18-year-old mind, I was telling her that she was great in bed, like a pro.

I once tossed some money on the bedside table after sex with my girlfriend, sort of as a joke, and sort of to show my appreciation for her skillful, um, services.  She didn't like that at all.  Not one bit.

Iron(III)Man - Oxidized Bugaloo.

People that pretend to have vibranium powered arc reactors implanted in their chests when they really don't are shitty people.

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus Good lord. You know that woman-like creature's name? 

Retire to his cell, maybe.

The Mauser was left over from Where Eagles Dare.

I'll bet if these things were your testicles you people would know where all your stuff was.

John Leguizamo has a monopoly on voicing sloth. 

If only The Purge had been about eliminating Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movies.

Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus entering a dark, wet humidor.  

I love lamp!

Take a walk on the bile side.

NO BEES!

I am fully aware of Sean O'Neal!

I stupidly worked today. Well, except for the time I spent at the AV Club.

And yet, there are 70-odd comments below from people that actually participated in some level or other of a spelling bee.

We changed man-bands into boy-bands.  We gotta change that back.

¿Huevos gigantes? ¡Aye caramba!

Yeah, we all had your aunt on the table.  And your pluma was right there.