Mi lapiz es roja.  Want to see it disappear?

They NEED the longer trailers so they can haul around more and bigger nukes. 

There you go, being all rational and stuff. 

What happens next is the guy wears the cat as a beard.

Where are the plural?

You're aces with me.

Yep.  Witty, sarcastic, filled with innuendo, and incited a bunch of comments that clearly violate the AV Club's commenting policy. 

EEOOWWW!   I Feel good!

Must. Not. Panic.  Must. Not. Panic.  Must. Not. Fucking. Panic.

I thought Quinn the Eskimo was Inuit!

Dan Harmon might be returning to Community?

I watched Lifetime to see Ring of Fire.
There's Jewel as June, and she wallows in the mire
And it burns my buns, this Ring of Fire
This Ring of Fire.

Perhaps you've been spending a bit too much time in the comics store. 

Wracist!

Where the forces of good use proper spelling and correct punctuation, and the forces of evil are more like Yahoo commenters. 

It's called "Punctuation."

I am a geologist, and I approve this message. 

I can confirm that @TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus is not my…er…@avclub-0304234e5dac07d007cf06c22b3f29c4:disqus's alter ego.

My song is actually about beaver, but still.

Now Dr. May and I have one MORE thing in common.