No they didn't have guns, but they took action and probably saved a lot of lives in whatever building that plane was headed for.

Y'know, @Dikachu:disqus, I've been sitting here for 15 minutes trying write a civil response to your post.  Something along the line of "Often, people that carry concealed weapons have the ability to make a rational decision when it comes time to use the weapon, or keep it holstered."  Or maybe, "On some occasions,…

Excelsior!

Oops. It looks like he also tweeted a couple #1s on his shoes.

[YODELS TO PROVE HE'S STILL ALIVE]

I'll bet Slim Whitman won't be happy about this new accounting method.  The Beatles might now overtake him with the most number one hits in England.

I tried not to laugh, was not successful.

Is this based on a Jimmy Buffett song?

Big Hero 6?

It's all about Whale Vaginas.

Some of her.

I have Wings Over America on vinyl, but would be more than happy to own it on CDs also.

"Heads" means you are doomed to a lifetime of watching perpetual reruns of Whitney.

"A coil that can fit in the head of my hammer."

Justin Timberlake can just go plagiarize himself.

But will he beak ohming back for the sequels?

Ba- DUM-Tsssh

Why does Iron Man look so grumpy?

Were you lookin' at my bum?

REVENNNNGE!