Stay tuned for the shit storm of enunciation/racist comments.

Or multi-cocked, as the case may be.

Me too.

Apparently, you don't like her quite enough for this site. 

The dogs can watch Pawn Stars just like the rest of us!

No, this is exciting!  Cap is bringing jodhpurs back. Not cargo pants, Jodhpurs!

There MUST be something more worthwhile to smuggle than cargo pants.

Wait, I saw something about hot young-adults.  What's going on here?

I remember reading an interview with Ms. Funicello where she talked
about the Mickey Mouse Club show runners requiring her (and Doreen, I think) to wear a t-shirt under their sweaters to keep
their…um…blossoming womanhood in check.  They complied with the
order, but the girls slit the t-shirts down the front because…

This comment has been sanitized for your protection.

That noise you hear is me driving my truck up your fucking tailpipe.

Haay-um.

You shouldn't let pre-teen girls give you handjobs.

The only thing I remember about the 1979 The Black Hole is the awesome handjob I got during the film.  The new one will have a tough standard to meet.

Just stop. You're giving me a haddock.

Thank goodness for the Heimlich Maneuver.

I touched the butt!

"…the balls were being blown off to the side…"

I think I saw Louise and Martine in the Red Light District when I was in Amsterdam 20 years ago, back when they were 49-year-old pretty young things.

Who's scruffy-looking?