You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

I'd have to go with Hamid Karzai.  That guy cracks me up.

Not weawwy.  It's the wighting. 

Hey, that's not Wes Craven.

Wait, there's cops in Chicago? 

NSFW?  Are you TRYING to make me open the video? 

I have a dream of a world where people are not judged by the color of their cards.

Sorry.  I was…um…busy.

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus I didn't know who Marley Shelton was until I read your post.

I'm more disturbed that they were showing 'The Fresh Prince' in a bar. 

That's a lot of periods.  Are you trying to tell us something?

You seem tense.  Here, try some decaf.

And so ends the AV Club's policy on posting appropriate comments.

I bought new Hendrix and Clapton CDs Tuesday, and enjoyed them both, thank you very much.

I killed a Wiig with a trident!

Haha! Whale vagina!

Willie?

Oh Stewardess, I speak Jive!

Shouldn't that be "The Forbidden Project?"

If you want to see Calvin's future, just read Frazz.