I believe some of these puns may have been pirated from elsewhere. 

That's ridiculous.  Leprechauns and alligators are completely different species. 

Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore.

They're gonna rake Lamb of God over the coals for Blythe's Czechered past.

Timing is everything.

No.

I dunno.  "Pee" Diddy is already about the water.

They discovahed this substance whilst takin' a bahth togethah.

Team Maya Rudolph with Maya Angelou and call the show Mayas Can Stay Up All Night. 

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  You forgot to belch in the middle of your comment. 

Bring it on, kid.  Maybe you'll meet with some armed resistance.

Or, as I like to call it, a teenager.

"Sue turns up to an Axl and the Axmen practice in a getup that somehow
manages to both be legitimately stunning and still retain the essential
dorkiness of Sue"

Cuckoo for Coco puffs!

You keep your hands off her butt!

I didn't see that coming.

I'm going to turn a blind eye to your comment.

AAAL-VIN!

"I don’t know what young kids are being influenced by, but I think if Sue rubs off of any of ’em, I think that’s a good thing

The vitiligo is stong with this one.