But, but…he's bleck!

But, but…he's bleck!

"I also live in Virginia.  Thanks for reminding me that Chris Brown is from here," he said sarcastically.

LOL.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS…

You probably wouldn't like Cougar Town, either.

Also, dozens of shots were fired at the orange Lamborghini, but none struck the car.

Also, dozens of shots were fired at the orange Lamborghini, but none struck the car.

Wait…she sings?

I see we'll still get Saturday delivery.

Did you not see Beyonce's Super Bowl show?

Life imitates art.

"Sicko teenagers pay to watch zombie genre killed"

Acknowledging the thieves and child molesters doesn't sell trucks. 

Please tell me where you can get that truck for $30,000.

He's bringing sexy back.

I was certainly more cheerful when Erin was doing jumping jacks.

I was certainly more cheerful when Erin was doing jumping jacks.

And there's a young Abraham Lincoln with a .45 semi-automatic pistol.  

Wrapped in a BLASWASTIKA!