And I, in turn, will pre-empt the inevitable holier-than-thou statement that we should police ourselves because this privilege can be taken away as easily as it was given. 

EGOT & Cream

It's the translucent blue orb of manic pixieness.

So, is Mascara-Caked Eyelashes the name of the backing band?

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30 For 30: Benji

Yes, this is true.  But only Teen Paranormal Romance novels.

Did Mr. O'Neal just advocate book burning in his Newswire article?

*pratfalls across ottoman*

That Gungan looks like it's coming right at you!

If I drove my car into a building, I would also use the excuse "someone fired dozens of shots at me."

If I drove my car into a building, I would also use the excuse "someone fired dozens of shots at me."

WHILE MY WIFE GOES OUT FOR PIZZA
I'LL STAY HOME, WATCH LAST RESORT

I keep a close Joaquin this heart of mine

Let's try!

And then Tessa runs through the paper and right into reality.

You want me to call you a wahmbulance?

Or "I,"  because let's be honest here.

You definitely got the wrong guy with that comment.