You self righteous little bastard.

As a geologist, I heartily endorse the replacement of Halloween candy with rocks.

The vase belongs to my cousin!

I think the 'Jewish' part rules out the 'German' part all by itself.

Gone.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus Except in the mirror.

Yawn.

BWAAAMMMP!

BWAAAMMMP!

That's so hot.

Oh, I'm a big fan of the squirrel.

Up and at 'em!  Atom Ant!

He's bahck.

Dammit!  I didn't comment on that Newswire article!

Wait a minute!  There's a dark side of celebrity?  What the Hell?

I haow uh neuw abbum oh photos oh me aftter my Straokes.

PUKE 'N' CHUCKLE

My 'Pick of Destiny' had more to do with my nose than anything else.

Jerry Lewis and Michael Jackson had a similar schtick.

Jerry Lewis and Michael Jackson had a similar schtick.