Well, if you are through with your copy of The Empire Strikes Back, I'll take it.  

Opsama-Edladen?

Man, I can still remember when Bow Wow was Li'l.

Maybe Tom Cruise needs more of, say, an addendum than a sequel if he is going to be Jack Reacher.

Vould he have an enormous Schwanzstücker?

FIRE BAD!

Are there photos of Snowman that Tom Waits for?

Get your hands off me, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

The Muppets: Just Gettin' Drunk on a Boat

BWAAAAMMP!

You could give Jay Leno some NaCl.  That's a salt!

Um, no.

So, Dikachu, by "erect," do you mean walking or running upright, or do you mean your pendulous yellow nose is pointing the way?

"The Internet is full of interesting things to read outside of The A.V. Club."

Action figures or GTFO.

Thank you, Jim Crow - chee.

Nicely done, @avclub-d12ff6e4c3470008916a35920fd54db5:disqus.  Nicely done.

Any chance there will be a Sally Hemmings action figure?

Thanks for the SPOILER alert on the Black Veil Brides CD.

Can we still make "why the long face" jokes?