When hecklers give you lemonade, give the hecklers lemons.  Then the hecklers will be all like, "Wha…?"

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NBC is still…

No, Parental Guidance was released too soon, and people saw it.

What is this Breaking Bad everyone keeps going on about?

Kind of makes you long for the days of Billy Ocean, doesn't it? 

BWAAAMMP!

It might be.  The cheese stands alone. 

It might be.  The cheese stands alone. 

Um…if they aren't going to use those free tickets, I'll take them.

…and I can't even explain to myself why I am laughing harder at your post than I did at the the original horriblarious joke. 

Oops, sorry.  Phil Dunphy got there first.

…even @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus.

I don't know.  I haven't been nominated for anything, yet.

BWAAAAAAMMMP!

Or not.

Or not.

I'm going with Leon Redbone's version of Diddy Wah Diddy.

I'm going with Leon Redbone's version of Diddy Wah Diddy.

You should quilt while you're ahead.