You should quilt while you're ahead.

I misread the headline as "admit their own quilt" which I guess would have been an appropriate cover-up for this dreck.

I misread the headline as "admit their own quilt" which I guess would have been an appropriate cover-up for this dreck.

Hey now.  Big Brother is watching you.  

Hey now.  Big Brother is watching you.  

Who're you calling 'scruffy-looking?'

Who're you calling 'scruffy-looking?'

Screw it.  I'm not waiting up for that.  

Screw it.  I'm not waiting up for that.  

I share a birthday with Jane Leeves.  Not the same Jane, but not too shabby.

I share a birthday with Jane Leeves.  Not the same Jane, but not too shabby.

Kidder?  I barely know 'er!

Kidder?  I barely know 'er!

Who put the BWAAAMP in the BWAAAMP BWAAAMP BWAAAMP?

Who put the BWAAAMP in the BWAAAMP BWAAAMP BWAAAMP?

The soundtrack will have lots of sax and violins. 

The soundtrack will have lots of sax and violins. 

That woman, Miss Lewinsky, played the sacks.

That woman, Miss Lewinsky, played the sacks.

I takes three licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.