I takes three licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.  

Happily, I have not the slightest idea what you are going on about.

Happily, I have not the slightest idea what you are going on about.

I'm in the Hobbit of not watching any of the J.R.R. Tolkien movies. 

I'm in the Hobbit of not watching any of the J.R.R. Tolkien movies. 

Sure, Martha Raye is dead, but the Polident is still holding on!

Sure, Martha Raye is dead, but the Polident is still holding on!

Actually, I was thinking of Fred Travalena, but the impression of Fred Stoller would be funnier anyway.

Actually, I was thinking of Fred Travalena, but the impression of Fred Stoller would be funnier anyway.

Keith Phipps - defying the "i before e" rule for your reading enjoyment.

Keith Phipps - defying the "i before e" rule for your reading enjoyment.

Is Keith Phipps unblinking like Phil Mickelson?

Is Keith Phipps unblinking like Phil Mickelson?

Imagine me doing an impression of Fred Stoller.  

Imagine me doing an impression of Fred Stoller.  

@avclub-0592cd603d4801529227f55223d0d612:disqus  You forgot to mention the things you do to yourself when you see Keith Phipps.

@avclub-0592cd603d4801529227f55223d0d612:disqus  You forgot to mention the things you do to yourself when you see Keith Phipps.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIETHETHS
THISTH ISTH MY LATHT RESTHORT

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIETHETHS
THISTH ISTH MY LATHT RESTHORT

Just older.  Much, much older.