Get your hands off me, you damn filthy ape!

FLAGGED (but definitely in agreement)

FLAGGED (but definitely in agreement)

I think most people that are going to see The Hobbit are already "boned up."

I think most people that are going to see The Hobbit are already "boned up."

We'll sell no cuckoo clock before its time.

We'll sell no cuckoo clock before its time.

* starts bonfire of Modern Family DVDs *

* starts bonfire of Modern Family DVDs *

Is "Happiness is a Warm Gun" an appropriate comment here?

Is "Happiness is a Warm Gun" an appropriate comment here?

Apparently they have not arrested development of this TV show.

Apparently they have not arrested development of this TV show.

Let's tighten those leather straps and give you a couple of whacks with the cat-o-nine-tails, and then you can ask your question again.  And say "Master" next time.

Let's tighten those leather straps and give you a couple of whacks with the cat-o-nine-tails, and then you can ask your question again.  And say "Master" next time.

Frank Zappa - "I'm  moving to Montana soon.  Gonna be a dental floss tycoon."

Frank Zappa - "I'm  moving to Montana soon.  Gonna be a dental floss tycoon."

AAASSSLAAAN!!!!

AAASSSLAAAN!!!!

Since we now know that Matt Selman reads the AV Club, we should be careful not to comment about his appearance, how he smells, or how much we would like to have sex with him.